I define myself by my idiosyncrasies. I favor the.... music? Conceptual art? of Primus. So, yeah. You'll be hearing about that. I also like things that make me laugh. I find amusement in stupidity, so have fun with that.
The novelty of the internet has often displayed its vivacity, yet, as the installation of Wi-Fi clamors away at my acumen, I have happened upon the realization that idiocy and ill-fated music taste are abundant within the internet’s archives. Who in the fuck decided that Fall Out Boy was a descendant of the rock genre? Why is Taylor Swift referenced more than Les Claypool? Yes… I am a member of the budding generation. No… I do not find the association with the plague of other fourteen year olds of my liking. Yes, I’m certain Taylor Swift speaks to you on an existential level: You’re a whore, too. Good day, Tumblr. Nice venting.