1. The novelty of the internet has often displayed its vivacity, yet, as the installation of Wi-Fi clamors away at my acumen, I have happened upon the realization that idiocy and ill-fated music taste are abundant within the internet’s archives. Who┬áin the fuck decided that Fall Out Boy was a descendant of the rock genre? Why is Taylor Swift referenced more than Les Claypool? Yes… I am a member of the budding generation. No… I do not find the association with the plague of other fourteen year olds of my liking. Yes, I’m certain Taylor Swift speaks to you on an existential level: You’re a whore, too. Good day, Tumblr. Nice venting.

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